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A Song That Should Be Played When You… / the Music Saga [Part II]


Given the circumstances of people around me recently getting disappointed or their heart broken by significant other’s I thought it might be time to cheer them up and show them not just my affection but that I am ALWAYS (in capital letters!) there for them whenever they need me. And, another thing that might help is the knowledge of the existence of people everywhere getting their heart broken almost any minute but most of them get back up, hold their heads up high and their hearts wide open to put themselves out there in order to one day find someone who knows they are worth fighting for. (And worth being the only one to date or fuck or touch at all.)

So here is Part II of my Music Saga – A Song That Should Be Played When You…

“…it’s alright, OK – I’m so much better without you! I won’t feel sorry.”

Ashley Tisdale – It’s Alright, It’s OK
[Album: Guilty Pleasure]

Ashley Tisdale - It's Alright, It's OK (Single Cover)

“…What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone.”

Kelly Clarkson – Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)
[Album: Stronger]

Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) [Single Cover]

“…Trying to apologize, you’re so ugly when you cry. Please, just cut it out.”

Rihanna – Take a Bow
[Album: Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded]

Rihanna - Take a Bow (Single Cover)

“…Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead.”

Adele – Someone Like You
[Album: 21]

Adele - Someone Like You (Single Cover)

“…I will love again. Though my heart is breaking I will love again. Stronger than before.”

Lara Fabian – I Will Love Again
[Album: Lara Fabian]

Lara Fabian - I Will Love Again (Single Cover)

“…I’m a survivor (What?). I’m not goin’ give up (What?). I’m not goin’ stop (What?). I’m goin’ work harder (What?).”

Destiny’s Child – Survivor
[Album: Survivor]

Destiny's Child - Survivor (Single Cover)

“…nothing’s fine I’m torn! I’m all out of faith. This is how I feel.”

Natalie Imbruglia – Torn
[Album: Left Off the Middle]

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn (Single Cover)

In the end… all that a heartbreak mostly results in is pain and tears and emotional wasteland. But, with these songs, with a little help of your friends, with a lot of screaming and allowing yourself being angry and hurt you will be the one who stands up tall and eased and self-confident because you know you are stronger by going through the hard times. By working it out. By making yourself realize that if someone breaks up with you – he/she does not deserve it and isn’t worth the tears.

XOXO

Mr.StrictlyIntimate

P.S.: Those who I call my friends know one things – no matter what time it is, no matter how far away I am – I am ALWAYS (again, with the capital letters) there for you.

Walking Disaster.


Kelly Clarkson - Stronger

In life there are certain days that just try to pull you down. Today sucked. I don’t know how and I don’t know why but I just did not feel my fabulous self. So I was at the office and all of a sudden I couldn’t breathe and I felt really weird and bad and horrible and outside the sun was shining and all I was able to think about was one thing, “I have to get out of here!” And so I took off. Because sometimes you can. And sometimes you just have to! The best decision for this day. I just needed the break. The sun. The fresh air prickling on my skin.

I took my Petar Petrov silk jacket, put on my Gucci Shades and left the building to take a walk. To breathe. To calm down. To get back to myself and to fucking get my own act together. Sometimes you’ve just got to leave the fight in order to win it. In order to be the strong one in the end. In order to win. In order to be the one who remains standing when all battling is done. But sometimes you can’t win because of the stress pressing down on you and even if you fight there is nothing you can do because of a whole load of double standards going on around you. And in this moment there is only one song that can help you! Turn it up loud as I did. Jump around in your flat singing to it as loud as possible. Scream to get rid of all the anger. AND even if you are a walking disaster – look around you! You aren’t the only one who is but you know you can be a walking disaster in one moment and fabulously amazing in the next!

Kelly Clarkson – You Can’t Win
(Album: Stronger)

If you go, they’ll say you’re following
If you don’t, then you’re too good for them
If you smile, you must be ignorant
If you don’t, what’s your problem?

If you’re down, so ungrateful
And if you’re happy, why so selfish?
And, you can’t win
No, you can’t win, no

The one who doesn’t quite fit in
Underdressed under your skin
Oh, a walking disaster
Every time you try to fly
You end up falling out of line, oh
You can’t win, no

If you’re thin, poor little walking disease
If you’re not, they’re all screaming obese
If you’re straight, why aren’t you married yet?
If you’re gay, why aren’t you waving a flag?

If it’s wrong, you’re knowing it
If it’s right, you’ll always miss
You can’t win, no
You can’t win, no

The one who doesn’t quite fit in
Underdressed under your skin
Oh, a walking disaster
Every time you try to fly
You end up falling out of line, oh
You can’t win, no

And you try, you try so hard
But it’s wearing on your heart
And you play, you play the game

But you pay, you pay for it
You can’t win, no
You can’t win no

If you speak, you’ll only piss ‘em off
If you don’t, you’re another robot
If you stop, they’ll just say you quit
If you don’t, you might lose your shit
You can’t win, no
You can’t win, no
You can’t win, no

The one who doesn’t quite fit in
Underdressed under your skin
Oh, a walking disaster

Every time you try to fly
You end up falling out of line, oh
You can’t win, no

I can’t win…

The one who doesn’t quite fit in
Underdressed under your skin
Oh, a walking disaster
Every time you try to fly
You end up falling out of line, oh
You can’t win, no

After jumping and dancing and screaming and allowing yourself to let go of all the anger and tension and stress and the world weighting heavy on your shoulders, you might feel a little eased? I did for sure. And that is why I had to share this with you!

XOXO

Mr.StrictlyIntimate

You can't whine all the time.

‘Helden von Morgen’


Is that what Austria is really searching for? A bunch of people that neither can sing, nor can perform nor do have the slightest idea of what a ‘superstar’ actually has to look like?

Well – if that is, what Austria is searching for, then we can be lucky to have the 14th worst singers in the world in this country pretending to be hip, cool and oh so talented. Sorry but that definitely went wrong. Austria’s new casting show ‘Helden von Morgen’ is the worst produced, rotten sung and horribly hosted by Doris Golpashin. I actually always thought Mirjam Weichselbraun was the worst hostess in the world, but then miss Doris comes along and my view on the world changed from one second to another.
First of all, her dresses are way too short – sorry girl, but noone cares about having a look at your meatcurl [in German - 'Fleischvorhang']. Can you please apply a little bit more clothes on your body? And btw – your shoes yesterday [29.10.2010] definitely did not match the dress a slightest bit. Maybe you get yourself a new stylist honey? Oh yes and get yourself an acting teacher because you are neither funny nor a good hostess. In fact you are pretty damn lame.

Please put some clothes on Madam...

The singers…well, if you can really call them so.
Jonathan Reiner, Katharina Aigner, Sabrina Brandhuber, Julian Heidrich, Samira Dadashi, Dave Reismann, Silvija Bogojevic, Daniela Marx, Cornelia Mooswalder, Sara Nardelli, Chris Schaller, Massimo Schena, Lukas Plöchl – thirteen of the worst Austrian singers/talents I have ever heard, seen or wasted my time on. Well, actually one is quite good – Massimo Schena – the rapping candidate is, in my own opinion, the most talented kid of those thirteen unnecessary, nondescript and replacable bunch of wannabes. Sorry people but if you really do believe you have the slightest piece of any kind of vocation then it is not singing and definitely not performing oh and btw – Mister Lukas Plöchl – your song ‘Oida Taunz!’ shows that this country must be full of dumb rednecks without any kind of taste. Please do me a favour and shut the fuck up forever – no one really wants to see you.

I am actually quite disappointed that this country, my hometown has such a modicum of taste and style and that all we have to offer as an enemy to other casting shows like ‘The X-Factor’ or ‘American Idol’ with winners such as Leona Lewis and Kelly Clarkson is ‘Helden von Morgen’ – well, if we accept Mario Soldo as a judge in this show then this country must be at the end of its ressources when it comes to relevant show talents.

So lame. So dumb. So sad. But well, that must be the Austrian dream of becoming a star. Good luck with it – dumbasses.

XOXO

Mr.StrictlyIntimate

PS: Photo taken by Trice.

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